someone: i hate fungi!! im so glad that theres not a fungi-allied organism that’s fully mobile that crawls through the forest floor seeking detritus to absorb into its gelatinous body, actively dodging the light, able to navigate mazes in testing conditions
And once the storm is over, you won’t remember how you made it through, how you managed to survive. You won’t even be sure, whether the storm is really over. But one thing is certain. When you come out of the storm, you won’t be the same person who walked in. That’s what this storm’s all about.
Treat yourself. Talk to your local undead spirits. Befriend the strange entities hiding within the shadows of your bedroom. Let the strange whispering creature made of eyeballs and dark matter envelop your brain. Become one with your town’s secret underground hivemind. You’ve earned it.
